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zeldabuddy: travelingmadness: proof-reads ask about 5,000 times before sending proof-reads school essay about 0 times before sending
quixon: blackmatterr: I’m glad I grew up watching sports…because I have an idea of what’s going on.. Unlike most girls.. I can sit through a football game, and understand what the calls mean and why certain shit happens…
njena: i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
sfux: i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together Legit!
youngblackandvegan: jonesalicious: So after belle and the beast got married they have to buy all new furniture since like half their castle turned into people Beauty and the Beast 2: The Trip to Ikea
I did the Pokemon fusion thing.
hamburgerjack: noxxigirl: I got a couple of cool ones Then I got a not so cool one. Oh dear
crazygirlthinking: coochiejuice: Sometimes you just gotta spank your own ass and be like “oooh” I did it…and it brought a smile to my face that surpasses my own understanding
Was just thinking...
lovelyleo: crazygirlthinking: People really do revel in the misery of others…Rather than try to find the positivity in their own lives,they equate somebody who’s life is worse to make them feel better…. And it happens frequently… Instead of searching for ppl that are more fucked up than you to feel better, try finding solace and satisfaction in the ideal that yes,shit is bad,but I’m going to...
"I'm never shopping here ever again!"
thatcrazyassnewb: halfbaked-alchemist: HI I am the potoo I spend most of my time sitting on the edges of tree branches, pretending to be a stick or dead leaf it’s not as easy as it looks I sing virtually exclusively around the period of the full moon because, according to legend, I am a mournful spirit in love with the spirit of the moon It looks like something out...
fierrrrrrce: Real men don’t talk about their sexual conquests or call a woman out of her name. My father once told me “No matter if a woman is sinner or a saint when you lay with her you become her equal. So no matter what you feel about them, it’s also a reflection of yourself.”
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces” that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now! Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
mineraltown: when there is something you really want to draw that looks perfect in your head but is too complex for your artistic level